Happy New Year!

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy; O.J. is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy; Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, Obama will solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
We need to remember:
"The government cannot give to anyone anything
that it does not first take from someone else."
My best wishes for 2009
Happy New Year Everyone!